Saturday, August 9, 2008

Just Give Me Your $19.99 Instead

Unless you're planning to shave around your goatee while skydiving or during an earthquake, you really shouldn't be buying the GoateeSaver.

I've worn a goatee for a couple of years now (much like blogging, I was about five years behind the trend), and I've really never had a problem shaving around it. Plus, they claim this hunk of overpriced plastic will give you the "perfect goatee." But a goatee shouldn't be "perfect." Start down that road, and pretty soon you'll be plucking your eyebrows and waxing your chest. 

And finally, I'm just enough of a geek to have this image come to mind when I see that hunk of plastic on the dude's face. 

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