Tuesday, August 19, 2008

It's A Bird ... It's A Plane ... It's An Idiot!

Laughing in the face of storm warnings and basic intelligence, Kevin Kearney of Ft. Lauderdale decided it would be a totally rad idea to kite surf during Tropical Storm Fay. And now, surprising no one other than himself, he's in the hospital in critical condition. While I wish him a complete recovery, I also hope that he isn't allowed to breed.

Apparently Mr. Kearney has forgotten the end of "Point Break," where surfer/philosopher Bodhi, also foolishly challenging Mother Nature's fury, surfs into a typhoon and perishes. Or did he ...

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