Ever thought to yourself (likely after watching an X-Files marathon): "Hey, why haven't I been abducted by aliens?" Fortunately, there are ways to increase your chances. You'll find a number of them in this useful (if brief) guide to alien abduction.Among its helpful tips:
"Acquire some interesting or unusual characteristics - juggling for instance. Most other-worldly visitors have not come for vengeance or even experimental purposes, but for entertainment. They are often children of aristocratic alien dictators out on joyrides in their parents' spacecraft. They are not interested in the mundane human cliche. They want to see backflips, double-jointed thumbs, and champion hot dog eaters."
Via The Presurfer.
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