Flashback Friday: T Mobile - Secret Lovers

Remember: you don't give another man's girl a foot massage, and you definitely don't put her in your five.

As fine a payoff as you'll ever see in a commercial.

Flashback Friday (Sunday Edition): Fox NBA

Knickerbocker please!

Flashback Friday: Spiders on Drugs

I definitely remember the "Hinterland Who's Who" films from my days as a young lad growing up on the hinterlands of the Canadian prairies. Though I don't seem to remember this particular episode ...

Warning: the video features a couple of bad words and "adult themes" (plus of course the scenes of arachnid drug use).

Flashback Friday: Shatner Woo Remix

Do a couple of whippets, put this on repeat, and dance, dance, dance!

Flashback Friday: Chad Vader - Day Shift Manager

Dark Lord of Sith he may be, but that doesn't help him much down at the market.

Flashback Friday: Superfriends Whassup

Okay, this is almost as bad as linking to "Star Wars Kids" or "Evolution of Dance" and calling it a "post." But it's Friday, I'm tired, and my brain well not work is.

Flashback Friday: Peter Pan Guy

A few years ago, Randy Constan gained online notoriety for his love of Peter Pan. Or, more specifically, his love of dressing up like Peter Pan. Pretty much all the time. Except of course when he was dressing up like Little Lord Fauntleroy, "The Blue Prince," "Bunny Boi," or "The Purple Pixie."

He's still at it. And now he's engaged and has a Tinkerbell to share his, er, hobby. And yes, Tinkerbell is a woman, not a "tinkerbell" like Mr. Roper used to mean when he'd see Jack and pretend like he was ringing a bell with a limp wrist.

The Internets That Was ... Er, Were

Remember all those silly videos people like me emailed you over the last few years? No, you actually have a life? Well, bully for you, Mr. or Ms. Productive.

Anyway, most of those former online all-stars are conveniently placed on The Internet Meme Timeline. So relive the magic that was "Peter Pan Pixie Guy," "Bananaphone," and "Ask A Ninja."

Flashback Friday: Terry Tate

Remember: you kill the joe, you make some mo'! Now get ready, 'cause here comes the Pain Train--Woo-woo! Woo-woo!